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Meet Cosmo: The Tiny Tyrant of Ravelle<\/h2>\n\n\n
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\"Cosmo<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Don\u2019t let the fluff fool you \u2014 Cosmo might weigh less than a single brick, but he runs the household like a pint-sized dictator with a Napoleon complex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Age:<\/strong> 6 years going on 60
Occupation:<\/strong> Food Security Officer (self-appointed)
Height:<\/strong> Short
Ego:<\/strong> Massive<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Key Facts About Cosmo:<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc3e All food is his.<\/strong>
Yes, even yours. Especially yours. If it falls on the floor, he\u2019ll be there before gravity even finishes the job. He\u2019s not saying you can\u2019t<\/em> have snacks\u2026 but he is watching. . . always watching. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udeaa Has strong feelings about gates, fences and doors.<\/strong>
They’re all suspicious. All of them. If it opens or closes, he\u2019s on high alert. Sliding door? Threat. Baby gate? Enemy. Fence? Plotting something. If someone he loves looks like they’re considering approaching one? Bedlam ensues.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\uddba Hates hi-vis tradie clothing with the fire of a thousand suns.<\/strong>
If you roll up in neon fluoro, Cosmo sees that as a direct challenge. Warning: He has a zero-tolerance policy on high-visibility fashion. And possibly your ankles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83e\udde0 Codependent with Lisa.<\/strong>
Where she goes, he goes. Bathroom breaks are a team sport. Solo walks are treason. Separation = betrayal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud83d\udc36 Small but mighty.<\/strong>
Under 25cm tall, yet has the attitude of a rottweiler who just got cut off in traffic. He’s been known to take out unsuspecting ankles like a land shark in a puffball suit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Final Notes:<\/strong>
Cosmo may be tiny, dramatic, and have major opinions about doorways, but he\u2019s also full of loyalty, love, and an incredible amount of fluff. Approach with treats and affection \u2014 but don\u2019t wear hi-vis unless you enjoy a surprise ambush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cosmo is a pet only who was desexed due to cryptorchidism. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Born on Australia Day 2019, he joined our family at 10 weeks, bonded with Lisa and will never leave her side! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Meet Cosmo: The Tiny Tyrant of Ravelle Don\u2019t let the fluff fool you \u2014 Cosmo might weigh less than a single brick, but he runs the household like a pint-sized dictator with a Napoleon complex. Age: 6 years going on 60Occupation: Food Security Officer (self-appointed)Height: ShortEgo: Massive Key Facts About Cosmo: \ud83d\udc3e All food is his.Yes, even yours. Especially yours. If it falls on the floor, he\u2019ll be there before gravity even finishes the job. He\u2019s not saying you can\u2019t have snacks\u2026 but he is watching. . . always watching. \ud83d\udeaa Has strong feelings about gates, fences and doors.They’re all…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":22,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-32","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","no-post-thumbnail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79,"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/32\/revisions\/79"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/22"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravellepomeranians.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}