Meet Cosmo: The Tiny Tyrant of Ravelle
Don’t let the fluff fool you — Cosmo might weigh less than a single brick, but he runs the household like a pint-sized dictator with a Napoleon complex.
Age: 6 years going on 60
Occupation: Food Security Officer (self-appointed)
Height: Short
Ego: Massive
Key Facts About Cosmo:
🐾 All food is his.
Yes, even yours. Especially yours. If it falls on the floor, he’ll be there before gravity even finishes the job. He’s not saying you can’t have snacks… but he is watching. . . always watching.
🚪 Has strong feelings about gates, fences and doors.
They’re all suspicious. All of them. If it opens or closes, he’s on high alert. Sliding door? Threat. Baby gate? Enemy. Fence? Plotting something. If someone he loves looks like they’re considering approaching one? Bedlam ensues.
🦺 Hates hi-vis tradie clothing with the fire of a thousand suns.
If you roll up in neon fluoro, Cosmo sees that as a direct challenge. Warning: He has a zero-tolerance policy on high-visibility fashion. And possibly your ankles.
🧠 Codependent with Lisa.
Where she goes, he goes. Bathroom breaks are a team sport. Solo walks are treason. Separation = betrayal.
🐶 Small but mighty.
Under 25cm tall, yet has the attitude of a rottweiler who just got cut off in traffic. He’s been known to take out unsuspecting ankles like a land shark in a puffball suit.
Final Notes:
Cosmo may be tiny, dramatic, and have major opinions about doorways, but he’s also full of loyalty, love, and an incredible amount of fluff. Approach with treats and affection — but don’t wear hi-vis unless you enjoy a surprise ambush.
Cosmo is a pet only who was desexed due to cryptorchidism.
Born on Australia Day 2019, he joined our family at 10 weeks, bonded with Lisa and will never leave her side!
